Facts Of School (Part 1)

Sometimes I Have Too Much Homework
So I Don't Do Any Of It.

Me In Class: I'll Finish This At Home
Me At Home: I'll Finish This In Class. 

My Day Starts Backwards...
I Wake Up Tired And I Go To Bed Wide Awake. 

Me: "I Didn't Do It!"
Teacher: "Then Why Are You Laughing?"
Me: "Because Whoever Did It Is A Freaking Legend!"

English Problem.

If You Can Say These 4 Words Fast Without Getting Tongue Tied, You're A Genius:
1: Eye
2: Yam
3: Stew
4: Peed

Things I Never Learned In High School.
How To:
Pay Bills
Buy A House
Apply For College
But Thank God I Can Graph A Polynomial Function.

My Week:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday