Teacher: "How Old Is Your Father?"
Boy: "As Old As Me."
Teacher: "How Can That Be?"
Boy: "He Became A Father Only When I Was Born?"
Hello 911 Yeah Can U Cancel School.
School Supplies:
1. Cellphone.
2. Charger
3. Headphones
4. Ipod
5. Snacks
6. Homework. That I Copied
7. Money
I Hate School,
But I Don’t Hate Education,
There’s A Huge Difference
Me: Okay Time For School
Me: I Should Get Up
Me: Just Five Seconds
Me: Five Minutes
Me: Five Hours
Me: Five Days
Me: Five Years
I Hate Going To Bed Knowing I Have To Wake Up Early.
Teacher: You Failed The Test.
Me: You Failed To Educate Me.
There Is A Difference Between People Who Are Smart And
People Who Get Good Grades.
Me: Studies For 5 Minutes,
Me: I Can't Do This Anymore.
Me: I'm Just Going To Rest My Eyes For 5 Minutes.
Wakes Up February 5th, 2098.
When You're Young: "I Want To Be A
Doctor/Lawyer/Teacher When I Grow Up!"
Now: F**K School, I Want To Stay At Home And Sleep.
I Need A 6-Month Vacation...Twice A Year.
School Attendance Would Go Up By Like 300% If We Had Swirly
Chairs,
Or Bean Bags Instead Of Ugly Blue Chairs Harder Than A Rock.
How It Should Be:
MONDAY X
TUESDAY X
WEDNESDAY X
THURSDAY X
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Homework: A
Classwork: A
Homework: A
Classwork: A
Homework: A
Test: F
Final Grade : F
Etc = End Of Thinking Capacity.
Remember That One Time You Called Your Teacher Mom.
On A Math Test: 2+2
Me: *Use Calculator Just In Case*
Me + Bed = Best Couple Ever.
I Wish I Could Just Drop Out Of School And Travel And Go To
Concerts. ✈️🎤
That One Friend Who Has The Dirtiest Mind.
No One Likes:
- Mondays
- Homework
- Fake Friends
- School
- Being Ignored
- An Empty Fridge
- Being Replaced
- Slow Internet
I Don't Even Try To Look Cute For School Anymore.
I Don't Care.🙅
I Haven’t Even Gone To Bed And I Already Can’t Wait To Come
Home From School Tomorrow.
Teacher: Now I Want You To Fold Your Paper Lengthwise.
Me: Hell Yea, Hamburger Or Hotdog?
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover.
My Math Textbook Has A Picture Of Someone Enjoying
Themselves On It.
I Did Not Enjoy Myself At All.
School For 12 Years, College For 4 Years, Then You Work
Until You Die.
Cool.
Me Flirting: What Was The Homework?
I Hate How Your Born Out Of Nowhere Forced To Go To School,
Then Get A Job N Work Endless Hours Like This Isn't Fair,
What If I Wanted To Be A Duck.
You've Got Higher Grades Than Mine,
Not Because You're Smarter Than Me,
But Because I'm Lazier Than You.
During A Math Test:
Me: My Answer = 23
Answer Choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: Well 170 Is Closest To 23, So That Must Be The Answer.
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| Math Problem. |
I Don’t Understand How My Room Gets So Messy,
When I Literally Sit In One Spot With My Laptop All Day 💻
3 Things I've Learned In School:
Texting Without Looking,
Sleeping Without
Getting Caught,
And Team Work On
Tests!
Why Do People Cry On The Last Day Of School?
You Should Be Crying On The First Day Of School.
Me: I'm Tired.
Me: Does Everything Except Sleep.
I'm So Done With Everything Except Homework.
School Ruined Up My Sleeping Pattern Now I Can't Sleep In On
Weekends.
11 PM: I Think I Might Go To Bed Early Tonight
3 AM: Lol
Me At School: Can You Stop Talking Because I Don't Care.
Can I Get A Scholarship For Eating?
Emotionally: I'm Done.
Mentally: I'm Drained.
Spiritually: I Feel Dead.
Physically: I Smile.
The Awkward Moment When Everyone Is Talking During The Class
But,
The Teacher Only Hears Your Voice
*Opens Math Book*
*Slowly Begins To Cry*
*Closes Math Book*
Whoever Invented The "Copy And Paste" Has Saved
Many Hours Of My Life.
Teacher: "Back In The Days, We Didn't Have
Internet."
Me: "Well That's Just Too Bad For You."
Sleep Is My Drug.
My Bed Is My Dealer.
My Alarm Is The Cops.
School Is The Jail.
*Taking A Test*
B,
B,
B,
B,
B,
B...
HOLD UP... One Of These Has To Be Wrong...
Mom: How Are Your Grades This Term?
Me: Mother What's Important Is That We Have Our Health.
Amen To Teachers Who Never Give Homework.
I Hate Sundays
Because Sunday Is Homework Day But,
I Can’t Do My
Homework Because I Have To Spend My Day,
Accepting The Fact
That I Have School Tomorrow.
Do You Ever Just Wanna Sleep For Like 3 Years.
Me Every Morning: Should Have Gone To Bed Earlier.
How Do People Do Their Homework Immediately After They Get
Home?
I Need At Least 3 Hours Before I Can Even Think About
Touching My Backpack.
If School Isn't A Place To Sleep...
Then Home Isn't A Place To Study.
My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open
Teacher: "Where's Your Homework?"
Me: "Ummm... Yeah…... I Thought I Was Gonna Die
Today."
Me: *Dies*
Mom: No Get Up You Still Have To Go To School.
When I Was Younger I Used To Draw The Sun In The Corner Of
The Paper.
ALWAYS.
It Doesn't Matter Whether I Go To Bed At 9:00 Pm Or 2:00 Am,
When I Wake Up Early Tomorrow Morning I'll Be Tired.
I Miss The Days When Homework Was Just...
Coloring.
I Have Two Moods:
Sleep Is For The Weak
Sleeping For A Week
Me: *Walks Into School*
Person: *Looks At Me*
Me: They Probably Think I’m Ugly
Me: And Fat
Me: And Hate Me
Me: Everyone Probably Does
If I Go To Class, I Don't Listen.
If I Listen, I Can't Learn Anything.
If I Learn Something, I Forgot It In A Moment.
You See My Problem?
Geometry,
The Process:
-Geometry
-Geomecry
-Geomewhy
-Geomebye
'What's Your Favorite Subject"
Going Home 🏡👋
Me: Wow I Have So Much Work To Do
Me: *Goes On Twitter*
Me: *Climbs A Mountain*
Me: *Takes A Nap*
Me: Why Am I Not Getting Anything Done.
Are U Math Cause I Just Cant Understand You.
Parents Think A's Grow On Trees 🅰🌳
Monday: No! 😴
Tuesday: Ugh. 😞👎
Wednesday: Why? 😒
Thursday: Omg. 😱👊
Friday: Finally. 😁👍
Saturday: Yes! 😍👌
Sunday: Crying.😢👎
That Awkward Moment When You're Laughing So Hard In Class,
And Then The Teacher Stops The Class And Looks At You.
I'm Still Waiting For The Day That I Will Actually Use :
X² + Y +8 [(X + 2y ²
= A-Z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= K= 9
In Real Life
Holidays Come,
Forget Everything I Learnt This Year.
Next Year Then Recap.
We Shouldn't Have To Go To School On Fridays. ❌🏫
Can School Just Not Tomorrow.
I'm Not Looking Forward To Waking Up Early For School
Tomorrow. 😩
Can I Just Not Go To School Today.
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| Nobody's Perfect. |
Me: "Wow I Need To Do Homework
But First:"
*Eats Dinner*
*Goes On Twitter*
*Checks Facebook*
*Knits A Scarf*
*Does Oragimi*
Me:"Oh It's 2am"
*Tries To Spell Word*
*Cannot Spell Word*
*Uses Different Word*
School Stresses Me Out So Much.
Why I Didn't Do My Homework:
“If You Don’t Have Passion For Something, You Shouldn’t Be
Doing It In The First Place”
-Lee Alexander Mcqueen
"Are You Kidding Me” - Me Every Two Seconds At School.
School Has 6 Letters &
If U Double That U Get 12 &
If U Divide That By 3
U Get 4 &
If U Do Some More Math U Get 666 Coincidence I Think Not.
Writing "Sorry" At The Bottom Of Your Math Test
They Call Me Macklemore In Math Class Because I’m Like :
What What What What What What What What What What What What
What What What What.
All Adults Do Is Ask Me About My Plans For College Like
Don’t You Want To Know What My Favorite Color Is.
School Does Nothing But Stress Me Out.
My Hobbies Include Eating And Complaining That I’m Getting
Fat.
I Used To Be Good At Math But Then I Finished 1st Grade.
And On The Sixth Day Satan Created Algebra.
Ready For Monday ❔ 😒 😒 😒😒😒
😒😒 😒
😒 😒
😒 😒
😒 😒
😒 😒
😒😒 😒
😒 😒
😒 😒😒😒
Yesterday: Tired
Today: Tired
Tomorrow: Tired
Next Week: Tired
Next Month: Tired
Next Year: Tired
Next Life: Tired
Someone: What Are Your Plans For The Weekend
Me: Who Knows Me: (I Know)
Me: (I'm Not Leaving The House)
*Pen Drops*
Me: Could This Day Get Any Worse…
I'm Not Crazy, I'm Just Mentally Hilarious.
FUCK HOME SCHOOL
FUCK REGULAR SCHOOL
FUCK MY SCHOOL
FUCK YOUR SCHOOL
FUCK MRS. PUFF'S BOATING SCHOOL
FUCK SCHOOL.
Me: I'll Do It At 7PM
Time: 7:02PM
Me: Oops Too Late Gotta Wait Till 8 Now.
What School Should Be Like:
-No School On Monday Or Friday.
-Starts At 9 & Ends At 3.
-Starbucks & Chick Fil La In Every Room.
- No Homework.
I Miss My Childhood, No Homework, No Wake Up Early, No Exam,
No Stress, No Problems In Life.
My Life: Wake Up, Survive, Sleep.
*During Math Test*
My Answer: 28.
Answer Choices: 17, 19, 26, 45.
Me: "Well 26 Is Closer To 28, So That Must Be The
Answer."
"I Have A Question."
*Teacher Walks Away*
"Uhh Okay That's Cool Too."
I Really Should Be Studying But
*Opens Twitter*
I Guess I Have Time For Twitter.
Shitday
Shitday
Shitday
Shitday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Shitday
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random
Knowledge.
I Hate When I Lose Things At School Like My Pencils And
Papers And Life Ambitions.
I Love Sleep. You Forget About Pain, Problems, Stress,
Everything For A While.
With Random People, I'm Shy. With My Friends, I'm Crazy.
Teacher: Come On Guys! You Did This In 6th Grade!
Me: I Don't Even Remember What I Had For Dinner Last Night.
U.K. GRADING SYSTEM
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D+
0-34 D
I'm Jealous As Fuck.
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| NO! |
RULES IN ALGEBRA: If It Seems Easy, You're Doing It Wrong.
People With High IQ's Get Bored Easily.
Teachers Who Are Unhappy With Their Personal Life,
Are More Likely To
Give Students More Homework During The Week And/Or Weekend.
I Can’t Get Out Of Bed.
These Blankets Have Accepted Me As One Of Their Own And If I
Leave Now I Might Lose Their Trust.
Our Generation School Supplies:
1. Iphone
2. Charger
3. Headphones
4. Ipod
5. Ipad
6. Snacks
7. Homework. That I Copied
8. Money.
Grades Don't Necessarily Measure One's Intelligence.
Age Doesn't Always Define A Person's Maturity.
Writing "Etc" On The Test Because You Don't Remember
More Examples.
C.L.A.S.S; Come Late And Start Sleeping!
WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM:
Tik Tok, Mind Block, Pen Stop, Eye Pop, Full Shock, Jaw
Drop, Time Up, No Luck.
Things That Make Me Cry:
- Math
- Getting Yelled At
- People
- School Actually Basically Everything Idk Why I Started
Making A List.
TWO DAYS ARE NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR A WEEKEND.
If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects,
Then How Can You Expect A Single Student To Learn All The
Subjects?
3 Worst Words In Math :
Show Your Solution 😩
Teacher: Homew-
Me: Can You Not
I'm So Bored Of Being Bored Because Being Bored Is Really
Boring.
Teacher: NO DON'T PACK UP WE STILL HAVE .00000007 SECONDS OF
CLASS LEFT!
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