Tuesday, October 29, 2013

How To Stay Awake During School

Sometimes, It Can Feel Impossible To Stay Awake During School. This Could Be Because You're Bored In Class, Or Because You're Exhausted Because You Pulled An All-Nighter To Study For A Big Test. Not Only Is This A Problem Because You Won't Be Learning If You're Falling Asleep, But Also Because You Could Jeopardize Your Grade By Seriously Ticking Off Your Teachers. If You'd Like To Know How To Stay Awake And Alert During School, Follow These Easy Tips.

Too Much Homework Can Cause Stress, Depression And Lower Grades, Studies Suggest.

When The Lesson Is About To End And Teacher Announces The Homework Requirements, They Might Think That A Three Or Four Session Stuck Behind More Books And Writing After School Has Finished Is Going To Further Their Education, But Piling On The Homework Will Not Help Children Advance In School, In Fact It Could Well Have The Reverse Effect Entirely.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Facts Of School (Part 1)

Sometimes I Have Too Much Homework
So I Don't Do Any Of It.

Me In Class: I'll Finish This At Home
Me At Home: I'll Finish This In Class. 

My Day Starts Backwards...
I Wake Up Tired And I Go To Bed Wide Awake. 

Me: "I Didn't Do It!"
Teacher: "Then Why Are You Laughing?"
Me: "Because Whoever Did It Is A Freaking Legend!"